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You are his father你是他父亲

时间:2018-02-12 00:09 点击:

This bloke (人,家伙)is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, od looking and
athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt(矮子).

"Darling," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die. I'll forgive you if..."

His wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest. Absolutely. No question. I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man then dies happy and the wife mutters under her breath, "Thank d he didn't ask about the other three."

大致意思是一个男的快死了,问他妻子说实话小孩是不是他的,妻子回答是,然后男的就死了,妻子感谢上帝,他的丈夫没问其它三个是不是他的,呵呵

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