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  My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is."

  I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don’t mean this offensively, but you don’t know the carburetor from the accelerator."

  "No, there’s definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.

  "OK Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just take a look. Where is it?"

  "In the lake."


  Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade’s grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?"

  The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."



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