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  In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, ’What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

  "To be deaf," replied the boy.

  "Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

  "Why, sir! don’t you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.


  Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

  Tom: Men.

  Teacher: od. And the plural of child?

  Tom: Twins.

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