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  A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.


  The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.


  The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."


  The young man then asked the wife if she was ing to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."



  Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.


  One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"


  "No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."


  And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."



  An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.


  "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"


  "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."


  Note: 布鲁明黛(Bloomingdale's)是一家连锁百货公司,与梅西百货同属联邦百货公司旗下。布鲁明黛在美国有超过36家分店。

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